Some stories just write themselves. Hat tip to Above the Law for this bizarre story out of…you guessed it…Intercourse, PA. From the Associated Press:
(You’d be happy too!)
HARRISBURG — Police say a district judge from Intercourse, Pa., hid condoms inside acorns and handed them out to women in the state Capitol complex last week. A summary charge of disorderly conduct was filed Tuesday against Isaac H. Stoltzfus, who presides over low-level cases as a district judge in Lancaster County. The citation from Capitol Police says the 58-year-old gave the acorns to unsuspecting women, who were offended when they discovered the contents. Judge Stoltzfus’ office referred questions to defense attorney Heidi Eakin, who didn’t immediately return a phone message today.
Tags: acorn, Intercourse, judge, Pennsylvania, you can't make this stuff up
