This came to me from a great resource for legal humor, who shall remain nameless unless she wants her name added. In which case, I will go back and gladly do it. The use of attachments by Judge Posner is epic!
http://pub.bna.com/lw/111665.pdf
Seriously, click the link, read the opinion, and you will LOVE the end.
In other news, have you checked out my other blog? The Nursing Home Neglect Report covers issues of elder abuse and neglect and issues of elder care. You can find it at http://www.nursinghomeneglectreport.com.
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